I can see that this is obviously a joke game, now this could work out as long as the game is playable, funny and can keep your attention. However controls (or lack thereof) are not that great, walking off screen is awkward and using the features at the bottom seem to do nothing more then present the player with a wall of caps lock text when you click on things. Now I could forgive all of this if the game was funny...but at least in my opinion the game isn't funny or fun to play and I would give you at least 3 stars for your effort but the game obviously doesn't show effort so it's 1 star from me.
This helped me out a lot great movie.
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